February 2012
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Every person on tumblr a few years ago: hmm let me find a good URL and take it and then never sign into this website ever again
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Talk so deep all the people want to fuck me…
But first I gotta start T…
That shit transitional.
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Do you have to change your name in your state of...
cosyoucantbuyahouseinheaven:
I’m at college in the East coast, and am looking to get a job here over summer, so there’s no way that I would be home long enough to go through legal proceedings.
I live in a state near the east coast too (more specifically Ohio). I can’t say for-sure how the laws vary from state to state, but in Ohio, you have to file an application with the probate court...
penis penis penis penis penis
start-wandows-ngrmadly:
penis
#penis #dick #cock #schlong #weiner #willy #knob
I say.
payton-liebe:
when i get my iphone i will take pointless pictures of myself with 20 ft palm trees and skyscrapers and even the shitty skies of florida
but i wont make you guys pay 2.99 a month for it
stay tuned
aww payton youre such a kind thoughtful musical rock star always putting your fans first you deserve an award for your thoughtfulness aww
Me: Will you be my Valentine?
Bill Kaulitz: ....
Me: Don't be shy!
Bill Kaulitz: ....
Mom: STOP TALKING TO YOUR POSTERS!
You Know You're Trans* When: #365 Your mom gets...
ironicmoustache:
fyeahtranstattoos:
youknowyouretrans:
I love my mom so much :)
That’s amazing! :)
adorable!
what
a
bamf
“Oh dear god please yes”
oh
shit
son
I wonder how Bill feels???
dieschwarze-unendlichkeit:
billwasfirst:
A lot of people hate his hand tattoo. Even some girls on the BTK app hate it.
I wonder what goes through his mind as he’s reading something like…”Bill, I hate it.” ?
Something like this:
or maybe this:
or even this:
payton-liebe:
go to the gym burn almost 300 calories
come home and eat the biggest slice of pizza in the box
bill kaulitz logic
can this be a meme
can it
i will use it
you should too
zmizet replied to your post: Hi boo, I love you but I wanted to tell you that using the word “prostitute” is kind of rude. Sex workers are working hard to get rights and safer working practices, and the term prostitute is so negatively charged that it is almost like setting their movement back. This might be helpful: chezstella. (org) /stella/?q=en/14answers Don’t mean to be rude! I hope I didn’t...
zmizet asked: Hi boo, I love you but I wanted to tell you that using the word "prostitute" is kind of rude. Sex workers are working hard to get rights and safer working practices, and the term prostitute is so negatively charged that it is almost like setting their movement back. This might be helpful: chezstella. (org) /stella/?q=en/14answers Don't mean to be rude! I hope I didn't come off...
thisonefag:
hobstav:
thisonefag:
bill’s only mission rn is to get uglier and uglier
we now shall praise lord georg
this would be a perfect post if georg was pretty
he’s prettier than bill now
so is my foot
that doesn’t make georg pretty sir
thisonefag:
bill’s only mission rn is to get uglier and uglier
we now shall praise lord georg
this would be a perfect post if georg was pretty
hogwartz-is-my-home asked: ahem well uhm this is awkward..i like his tattoo:3
Is there anyone who honestly thinks Bill’s hand tattoo was a good idea?
Not the numbers. The full-hand tat.
Has anyone heard from someone who holds this view?
I’d like to interview them.
They’re right up there with the Westboro Baptist Church on the crazy scale.
smamiam replied to your post: wait what happened to bill’s hands?
LOL oh Austin you’re so great with Photoshop like really it’s okay you can just admit this was a cruel joke C:
I try to not make people want to puke with my Photoshop skills, my dear.
frauleinweiss replied to your post: frauleinweiss replied to your post: diddylogs…
Boo, Bill has more than enough money to pay for laser surgery removal. Become a prostitute to save for T, not help that jackass.
OH SNAP.
FRAULEIN’S NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE FUNNY ANYMORE.
SHE’S FLAT-OUT RAGING AT BILL’S STUPIDITY.
FOUR FOR YOU, FRAULEIN.
YOU GO FRAULEIN.
At least he’s right handed which means he probably jerks off with the non-tattooed hand.
Because if he jerked off with the hand that’s covered in a huge tattoo dedicated to his brother, there would be no way to deny the incest rumors.
frauleinweiss replied to your post: diddylogs replied to your post: wait what happened…
I hope someone has pointed it out on the app and Bill saw the comment and now all he sees is a penis when he looks down at his hand and regrets that tattoo more than anything else in the world. Serves the bastard right.
I’d pay for the laser surgery removal.
I’d become a prostitute to...
menstruccion replied to your post: wait what happened to bill’s hands?
WOAH WOAH BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT W H A T T H E F U C K
DO YOU MISS BEING A TH FAN YET NIKKI?
DO BILL’S HANDS TURN YOU ON?
DO THEY?????????????
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How many tattoos is Bill going to get that are dedicated to Tom before he just comes out and admits to riding his dick 24/7.
diddylogs replied to your post: wait what happened to bill’s hands?
the bird looks like a penis slug
That’s three people who have made the penis bird connection.
Someone quick keep a tally of this shit.
menstruccion asked: wait what happened to bill's hands?
payton-liebe:
but they had so much potential
Decent Bill K hands.
1989-2012.
Taken from us too soon,
used to make us swoon,
but alas; now they are gone
because their owner was smoking the bong.
Aww I cooked a chocolate chip waffle and put it on a plate with no syrup and brought it upstairs to eat it dry but I got so busy tumblin’ and working on my Allegator background that now it’s cold whaaaaaaaaaaaa.
isangelical:
hobstav replied to your post: hobstav replied to your photo:
UM YOU SILLY JEW I POSTED A PHOTO OF CHOLE ONCE AND YOU RESPONDED “AWW SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY KITTIES” HERP DERP
omg did i really
i do not recall
SHOW ME AGAIN
I don’t have any other photos of Chloe on my computer, so idk if this was the exact one. And you can’t even really see her in this one....
I showed my friend Bill's tattoo.
isangelical:
isangelical:
And she said something profound that I didn’t realize and cannot now be unseen:
That bird on his hand looks just like a penis with wings.
Reblogs so Austin can see because he just reminded me with that colorized picture.
FRAULEIN MADE THE SAME CONNECTION
NO SHIT
AHHHHH I HAVE THE BEST INTERNET FRIENDS.
The penis bird is the only good thing about that shitstain...
Anonymous asked: u should show the original of that photo! =D
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My colorized Allegator collage background is coming along nicely.
Hehe.
boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.
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Except a lot of guys like to call one another "pussies" and "faggots." It lets their brilliant male dominance shine.
Person: maybe you shouldn't get annoyed by so many people.
Me: maybe so many people shouldn't be annoying.
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“[TW for transphobia and misgendering] Perhaps I’m a transphobic bigot, but I...”
– Guess who?
Tell me, anyone, has he ever apologized and taken back what he said? Anyone? Bueller…?
(via andythenerd)
every time i think i can’t possibly hate this man more he goes and makes it happen
i’d have to say he’s one of the few people on earth i have no positive thoughts for and basically...
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I am about to throw in the towel with being a TH fan.
Bill doesn’t get to be so consistently ugly, support a shitty-ass app, and do absolutely nothing spotlight-wise and expect me to not get fed up.
This album better be the best one they have ever fucking released.
payton-liebe:
i sat here for like 3 minutes thinking this photo was loading
fuck you btk website
this is not necessary
Look at how God damn shitty this website is. God, they’re really milking this “PAY FOR THE APP NOW!!!!!” shit for all its worth.
Here Payton dear. Idgaf.
The pure cliched ugliness and biker-ness of this tattoo is literally bumming me the fuck...
Pretty Allegator is Pretty.
alientoloveth:
hai gurl hai