frauleinweiss:

Awkward

My ex best friend just delivered my brother’s pizza.

#Glad I wasn’t the one who answered the door #But aww now I kinda miss her but she was an asshole to me the last time we spoke so welp

She is just fucking crazy. How could anyone stop being your irl friend.

Knowing you irl is like knowing Jesus.

Wait.

No.

It is knowing Jesus.